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meladoodle:

son… it’s about time we had a little chat about sex.. well i actually need a few tips, your mother is unsatisfied.. wait where are you going…

(Source: meladoodle, via perfectlypolishedbitch)

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dablue Asked:
Well as a man I honestly don't think we need a mens day...

cupcakedrawings:

freshrhy:

You’re right.

We need a month.

you know what you all need
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cuntology:

danlegrande:

daddyspockets:

nothing was the same

IS THIS REAL?!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD

nooooooooo

(Source: toxicenygma, via fabbabalan)

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euo:

never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions

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hookersorcake:

quiyst:

beefranck:

transgalacticwanderer:

electricalivia:

sageruto:

rabbitsnwolves:

Well, he was sorta asking for it, dressing in such flammable clothing.

if he didnt want to get set on fire, he should have stayed indoors

He was probably drinking that night, alcohol makes you susceptible to fire.

If it’s a legitimate inferno, the male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

God I love you, Internet.

Why didn’t he stop, drop, and roll? He should have stopped, dropped, and rolled. He must have secretly wanted it.

If you read the article, eyewitnesses said the man had purchased a lighter earlier that same day. Dude probably set himself on fire and lied about it. Typical.

(Source: royalpunani, via teenage-nirvana)

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your-typical-eccentric-earthling:

saaywhaaaaaaaaaat:

So I was on itunes…

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Is it weird I found this hilarious?

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fuckinglovebrit:

Watch Perfume on VEVO. x

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